I hate Halloween skanks. You know what I am talking about. You can't walk into a party store this time of year without the overwhelming pressure to dress like a skank on Halloween. The choices usually consist of sexy pirate, sexy devil, Elvira, sexy hobo and the like. Or, if you happened to be blessed with the natural ability to creatively always look skanky, you could design your own. All you need is a few simple items most likely found within the home: Some black booty shorts, a lacy top, stripper heels, a headband with ears and... poof! You're a cat.Hater Point: You don't need Halloween to dress like a skank. If you do, you are most likely disguising yourself the other 364 days of the year.
*Costume pictured includes herpes
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As a fellow Hater of Halloween Skanks (among other things) I would just like to point out the complete impracticality of skanky costumes. They are in no way accurate! You, "sexy cop", would never be able to apprehend a criminal with your midriff and cleavage all hanging out like that. You have to place to holster your firearm. Duh.
And, may I just point out that you are fooling no one. You and your little Skanky Cat and Sexy Nurse friends all stand around in your booty-short clad circles at Halloween parties, drinking and laughing like you don't have a care in the world. Well I know the truth...you are FREEZING YOUR ASSES OFF!!! Did your Sexy Mouse ears cloud your judgment and make you forget that we're on the brink of winter and it's most likely night time? There is no way that you are comfortable and there is no way that deep down inside, you aren't at least slightly regreting forgoing the Skanky Construction Worker costume this year for something with a little bit more insulation.
You're not pulling a fast one on me, Sluty Whatever-You-Are. You're cold, I know it. Game over.
Put on some pants.
I have to say that I'm not in accord with this view. It can also be looked at as a day when women can let out any aggression or fantasies that may just live behind their doors. Anyway the whole point of the adult version of Halloween is to please men anyway......as with everything. ;)
Love ya hata!
Lets not forget the sexy condiments department such as, sexy ketchup bottle, or sexy pickel jar. What about making light out of something awful; for example, sexy leper or sexy AIDS patient. This is the only time of the year people can get away with these deplorable acts of hate. Can't wait for the next Hata blog.
I think I just got herpes thinking about those skanky hos! Thanks for calling them out, Hater!
Rip slutty hallowqueens!
Rock on Hater!
I do like Geno's idea of being a sexy leper though... I think i found my costume for this year!
Cant wait for your next blog.
What if you gave your baby the Herp?
If you want to dress like a skank on Halloween, be true to yourself and just walk around like that all of the time, we are going to judge you just as much on Halloween as we will any other day of the year!!!!
I just want start Hating.....Hate you all
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